Jessie: Whoa! Take the A-Train. Ravi! It's what my dad got me for my sweet sixteen! Bertram:Did you actually just compliment my cleaning skills? I know you were bummed when you didn't meet the weight requirement for towel boy. Ravi! Jessie:Guys,knock it off! Just in case you run into Ben Affleck at a state dinner. Emma:Imagine what he'd look like with glitter. production controller (77 episodes, 2011-2014) Monica Marie Contreras . Luke:(runs to stage excitedly)Coach Penny! (ZOO-OO-OOM! Taylor:Grandma,you're in the park! The boy who thinks "school spirit" is the ghost of an old janitor? Zuri:Yep. I know all about love! Free shipping for many products! Jessie:Whoa,that is a giant pro! This is like the Astrodome! Zuri:I know,Jessie. Get it? Zuri:Tourists? Zuri:Really? All I ever wanted was to do something creative with my life,and I just(stammers)I'm afraid that this movie is my last chance. (tires screeching,about to fall off a cliff). Gettin pretty good at this nanny stuff. Bertram:Well,judging by the fact that there is 8 hours of footage,I don't think Ravi ever stopped the camera! Luke:(runs to Jessie)Jessie,I've been thinking. ( Andy's 1-year-old sister, Molly, crawls over and picks up Mr. (scene ends,advertisement break for TV viewers). Ravi:I think I split something doing the splits. Oh,Toby-. Luke: But I instructed Bertram to make us boeuf bourguignon!with extra boeuf! Emma:Finally,my stupid brothers come in handy! I am sick and tired of this! Muggers? Zuri: Sometimes, but they never come up for air long enough to notice (Shouting is heard from the kids; Morgan and Christina run to hug them.). The winner is Luke! Zuri:Look,I know you're slammed at the office,but I have a big favor to ask. Bertram:(carries a plate)Craft services is here with lunch! You may have charisma,but I was born to look goofy in public! Ravi:I needed a model for my project,and you happened to be both nearby and unconscious. Luke:Oh,no! Now,put some make-up on your brother. Christina: Em about your projectwe're really sorry, but we're not going to be able to make it. (crosses her legs). Who's ready for the big pep rally? Jessie:That was not the reaction I expected. A Texan teen moves to New York City to follow her dreams and ends up as a nanny for a high-profile couple's four children. Tony:Who would have suspected a $15 tux was dry clean only. (blows whistle). "Jessie" aired on Disney Channel from 2011 to 2015. Zuri Ross, that's it. (Luke puts his head back to the top of the costume). Jessie:Because this error message says "Please enter a password." Do it! Jessie: Hey! Bertram:No! Tony: Nah, I never really pay attention to who comes in and out of here. . In fact, that's it! Alright! Watch episode clips and more from Disney Channel's Jessie, starring Debby Ryan. That's not very sanitary! Tony:That's actually pain,you're standing on my paw. Jessie:How is the audience supposed to believe that Toby and Chantal are trapped in there? Zuri,try to keep up. Tony:Aw,wolfman! Luke:All right,all right,all right,cheer-ladies. (To Bertram) Do we have a hole? Now can I go upstairs and finish my science project? Jessie:It's nice to see you happy for your brother. (walks with Bertram), (scene changes to penthouse living room,bus leaves in 21:05). Christina, it's me, Jessie! Maybe even good! (runs), (Ravi looks in shock,school bus leaves in 16:45). Emma:On the other hand,if Blake and I get married someday,this will be our baby: (heavenly music plays,screen turns brighter), (Emma and Jessie stare at the screen and sit down). They have these giant leaf holders there called trees! Disney ABC Television Group . (Jessie picks up the controller and plays the game) Eat lead metalhead! I got your doorman right here! Ravi: (To videogame) Consume lead, robotic ruffians! Just keep 'em. Emma:We just got text reminders! (pauses) Doesn't that sound fun? Since when do I bring fake giant animals into the pet house? Zuri:Can we roll back tuck-in times for America's youth? Jessie:Why do you get to pick the mascot? It is the best giant radioactive space octopus movie of all time! Bertram: Or as I call them, the Nannykillers. (throws rope,crashes) Sorry,Zeus! (shows a box decorated with water pictures with a water faucet on the top). Ravi has his P.E. These would cost him 200 bucks downtown! So is your mom stationed in New York now? But I would just make one small change. (Scene changes back to penthouse in the TV room). Kinda smells like this:(exhales deeply/shows her breath). Jessie has an idea when she sees the costumes. She's mean, but she's not an idiot! What did she do? Whoopsie! Jessie:I meant any complaints that don't make me sad? Emma:No,because it's either that or a stranger-danger puppet show. Jessie:There's no time to be gentle! voice director: additional (98 episodes, 2011-2015) Kevin John Rogers . (smiles). Thank you, Jessie, for your excellent tutelage! disney jessie transcripts Jessie:Yeah,I can see how annoying that might be! Plot [ edit] Jessie: Go on up there and kick some asteroid! Judge: Well, students- You're all a disgrace and the reason this country is 28th in science! Jessie:Zuri,you are also in charge of set design. It's yours, Morgan. I can't even get one guy to call me back! (continues eating popcorn). Zuri:I don't know who this Zuni character is,but I find the scene where she happily finishes her homework totally unbelievable.(nods). Jessie:You know,Ravi,I could coach you in the fine art of mascot-ary. (stands up) Hey,did I ever tell you kids about the time I did a triple somersault at the big homecoming game? Jessie:Why not? Ravi! Ravi:Luke,please do not break the mask! She also knitted me this Jessie:I was going to say snorkel warmer,but either way she needs a new hobby. Jessie Episode Scripts | SS - Springfield! Springfield! Emma:Jessie,I don't know what to do! She sneaks by the stage crew and ends up onstage.). 5,4,3-(misses button,sleeps), Bertram:Aaaaand,sent(moves finger to Send). Jessie: Emma, wait! All of our classes are canceled! (pause) Get dressed! Jessie:Maybe you could bribe her with a rat? I'm getting a crowbar. It's Tom Selleck! Tony:So,when do we start filming the sequel? Chats With an Old Roommate From Indiana. (pulls off mask), (Ravi and Jessie look at Luke's face and mask and shudder and gasp). Jessie Categories Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted. Jessie:Nonono,it's a stainless steel pull-up bar! Zuri:I saw a nice leafy plant on Mrs.Chesterfield's terrace,(grunting)so I lassoed it,and I'm bringing it up! The First Lady is getting our party started! So I couldn't board the plane with four ounces of shampoo but he gets to carry on a velociraptor! You may have the moves,but I have the power of words! Aladdin and The King of Thieves (1996) Hercules (1997) Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas (1997) The Spirit of Mickey (1998) Beauty and the Beast: Belle's Magical World (1998) Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World (1998) The Lion King II: Simba's Pride (1998) Mulan (1998) (Mr. Kipling swipes at Jessie's ice cream and it drops to the floor in front of him). Zuri:Wait,how did you know it's Taylor's birthday? Emma: she said you'd be hearing from her lawyers? Coach Penny:Ugh! Actually,she's not wrong. The comet is revealed to be Utility Belt Buzz, who opens his jetpack and flies through the canyons. Jessie:(looks at dress) Oh,man! Jessie: (Screams) Help, help! Zuri:Uh,kneel down. Morgan: (To Christina) Wow, that extra is fantastic! She complimented my latrines. Ravi:Because it is the end of the Bollywood movie,it is what we do! Jessie: You know what? Ravi:What? Bertram:If we leave now, they may not notice for at least a month. Austin & Jessie & Ally: All Star New Year, his flat top when I told him I was moving to New York, but he chilled when I told him I had a. I'll be lucky to get to school before 7th period. (Christina sighs, and grabs Jessie's hands. I know it's awkward,but this movie is really important to me! Taylor:No,my mom is serving overseas. (Kids still bored). (Atefeh gets up out of bed) Atefeh: *Yawns* Ahh, feels like it's gonna be a good day today. (walks to the living room)Zuri,you'd better be done,because I've been dealing with missing eyebrows,future babies,and masks held hostage,so I don't need leaf problems on top of that. The show followed Jessie, played by Debbie Ryan, as she moved from a small town to New York City. Luke:I'm not going to overreact,I'm going to panic! Jessie:(stammers)Now,now,don't overreact! Jessie:(gets up)OK,Tony,let's try this again. And since I can't afford a cab,I'm just going to run and fall. She loves juicing stuff. 825 Topics 825 Posts Last post 05x24 - Jailbreak. Bertram:You know,all the stuff that wasn't in your script is actually kind of entertaining! I'm sorry I upset Mr. Kipling, so, I made him some chicken-fried crickets! The series was created and executive produced by Pamela Eells O'Connell and stars Debby Ryan as Jessie Prescott, a small town Texas girl who moves to New York City and becomes a nanny to a high profile couple's four children played by Peyton List, Cameron Boyce, Karan Brar, and Skai Jackson. I remember those performers made me feel like I could do anything. But,someday you'll realize that what's outside isn't so important,it's what's on the inside that matters. Emma:If you keep asking me questions,I'm going to be late,and it'll be all your fault! Zuri:I'm already eating dinner with my friend, Milly the Mermaid! ), Jessie: (Whispering) I'm so sorry- it's my fault, Judge:And the winner- for her brilliant demonstration that Pluto is no longer considered a planet, thus discussing (?) Jessie: Way too old for you. Jessie:On the bright side,he'll have friends! I'll race you to Miami! Taylor:This was a game? Jessie:OK,you know what? I think the students should pick! But it's such a waste. Nanny Kay (the Ross's old nanny) runs screaming out of the Fairfield lobby). Your kids chase them away because they wanna get your attention! Two different guys just asked me to the Walden carnival this afternoon! (walks away). Jessie | Pixar Wiki | Fandom OK,now I hear it! Jessie:Just think back to how in love we were at this incredibly sweet,romantic moment. (rubs legs) Back in a minute! They might look just a little out of place in between the portraits of Washington and Lincoln. Bertram:You mean actually go out and gather food myself? (Luke takes a caterpillar out of his mouth). Oh, yes, again! (points), (scene changes to screening room,time changes to day). Emma: Hi! Jessie:(stands up)Hey,look,I know I've been really stressed out lately,and I'm sorry if I've been a little too harsh on you. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! He's definitely not going to be on a baby-food jar! I lost four kids in two hours- that's gotta be some kind of record! Jessie:(To Bertram)their parents are Morgan and Christina Ross, the famous movie director and supermodel-turned-business-mogul?! Bertram: If she doesnt poop on the floor, its fine with me.